Stephen Colbert referred to the year of bold court rulings as “a real rollercoaster ride, because I’m nauseous and scared we’re all going to die.”
“I’ve never personally performed a vasectomy, but I’d love to try my very first on Samuel Alito.” — CHELSEA HANDLER
“Following the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, urologists have reportedly seen a rise in requests for vasectomies. And this is weird – from women: [imitating woman] ‘His name is Dave – I’ll bring him in.’” —SETH MEYERS
The Pieces Worth Watching
James Corden tried to be the president’s assistant on Thursday’s “Late Late Show.”
Our list of 12 books to read in July includes a tender coming-of-age memoir by Isaac Fitzgerald, a biography by Vladimir V. Putin, and novels by Silvia Moreno-Garcia, Bolu Babalola, and Daniel Nieh.