“Yesterday, as I hope you know, was Super Bowl Sunday, aka — aka ‘Cryptocurrency Awareness Day.'” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’s all crypto now. Even the halftime show, blood versus the cryptos.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It was crypto and peacock all day. There were more advertisements for Peacock than there are living peacocks on Earth.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, Anderson .Paak and — it had to be Mary J. Blige, but Snoop Dogg smoked all the j’s, so it was just Mary Blige.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“But it was really a game. The big hits, the long draws, and that was just Snoop right before halftime.” —JAMES CORDEN
“This is a headline in The New York Post today: ‘Snoop Dogg smokes weed right before the star-studded halftime show of the Super Bowl.’ Yeah, no kidding, he smokes weed right before everything.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“For Snoop, that’s a performance-enhancing drug.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Two legends of hardcore gangsta rap, or as the kids call them these days: Martha Stewart’s boyfriend and the headphone man.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, on Snoop Dogg and Dr. dre
“I was so excited and nervous that my palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. There was already vomit on my sweater, Mama’s spaghetti.” —JAMES CORDEN
Trevor Noah devoted Monday night’s ‘The Daily Show’ to a conversation with musician India.Arie about Joe Rogan, unconscious racism and why she took her music off Spotify.
