“Yes, Rudy has made so many unanswered calls that the iPhone started marking him as spam.” — TREVOR NOAH
“Can we recognize what a trap this has been, huh? This man went from being an American hero to now sounding like a telemarketer selling a coup: [imitating Giuliani] “If you order now, I’ll throw in that chair that Abraham Lincoln is sitting on.”” — TREVOR NOAH
“And you know, this is another example of how historic President Trump really was. At any other time in US history, if the president’s attorney called anyone, they would take that call. But when Trump’s vampire lawyer called people, everyone said, ‘Tell him I’m not here! Yes, tell him I went camping and died!’” — TREVOR NOAH
“Not that I’m encouraging it either, because I’m not, but if you’re going to try to undo an election, maybe don’t leave a voicemail? It’s a paper trail. It’s also 2022 – SMS! Who leaves voicemail? Do you realize how thirsty you get? “Hey, it’s me again.” Come on, Rudy, just hit ’em with a quick late-night ‘U Up? To undermine democracy? Eggplant emoji, red hat emoji, vampire emoji.” Come on, Rudy, keep up with the times!” — TREVOR NOAH
