“I love him so much because he is the most loved and most hated athlete in the game. I love this guy. He is the main character. What’s the NFL without Tom Brady? He leaving the NFL is like when Charlie Sheen left “Two and a Half Men.” Yes, there were still two and a half men, but which men? Not men we cared about.” — TREVOR NOAH
“So with this move, Tom Brady has officially, officially, officially confirmed that he’s the greatest of all time, because you see, this move here is what the greatest do – they retire and come right back. Yes, Michael Jordan did it Jay Z did it. And the greatest of all time, Jesus. Yes, that man withdrew from life for three days before he thought, ‘No, the game needs me.’” — TREVOR NOAH
“Some people just aren’t made for retirement life, especially Tom Brady. Think about it: For 22 years he’s had men the size of small trucks trying to get at him. That’s adrenaline. Yes, can you imagine how boring his home life is right now. Even hiring his own commentators probably didn’t help.” — TREVOR NOAH